Well we are off on our travels again. First stop is of course Tullamarine where I am always interested to see what new technological hurdles they have strewn in the path of the poor bleeding tourist. They didn’t disappoint this year
A new barrier of scanners now guard the entrance of overseas departures and you have to insert your boarding pass to just get past ‘Go’. Having got through this first hurdle, some twenty yards down the corridor the explosive scanning area has been expanded.
In recent years Jeanette and I have always got caught for this and this year was no exception. This year though was a classic. Jeanette and I and four other innocent travellers were corralled by this woman. Central casting could not have done better if they were looking for the perfect actor to cast as a German prison guard. Tall, mid thirties, serious hair style, a pronounced German accent, she was even wearing a sort of grey uniform.
”You vill place your bags on the bench, you vill open them then you vill stand back in a line over there” she commanded. There was a moment of stunned confusion as our group tried to figure out if this was a Candid Camera stunt or something. But a second look convinced us she was the real deal and that she probably was packing a cattle prod concealed somewhere on her person so we sprung to obey, opened up our bags then stepped back and formed a very presentable straight line.
She went down the line of open bags running the same single collecting swap very thoroughly through all of our bags, probing every nook and cranny, then headed off to the machine that tests for explosives. The result was, as always, negative. But think about this: what if the first bag had been oozing explosive residue, surely every other bag would now be contaminated by her swab.
Looking on the bright side at the next hurdle I managed a small triumph when the automated Real Face to Passport Photo comparing machine recognised me for the first time ever. Jeanette unfortunately was not so lucky so we didn’t actually save any time.
Singapore Airlines groundside service this year was very good and we had an excellent and very comfortable flight to Singapore in one of their Boeing 777s.

Changi welcomed us like a long lost friend, Jeanette got her perfume and we spent a couple of pleasant hours wandering around the shops till it was time to board for the next leg to Munich. Jeanette took this photo of the amazing LEGO setup they had there for the kids.
The flight on the the next leg however was dreadful. The plane was an Airbus A350. It had the narrowest, hardest and most uncomfortable seats we have ever struck rendering sleep impossible and inducing severe pains in one’s neck, back and bottom. It was one of the longest and most miserable 12 odd hours we have ever endured.
Finally we made it into Munich. First hurdle was immigration. There were four booths operating for us non EU peasants . Long queue at each. We debated and chose our queue. The line next to us had come to a grinding halt as the Chinese lady could not find a bit of paper the immigration offical wanted and was sitting on the floor unpacking her bags looking for it. We were feeling very pleased with our queue choice which had been moving smoothly when just as we got to the head of the queue, the immigration guy’s shift apparently finished and he just closed his booth and left . So back we went to the end of one of the other lines. Sigh!


Finally we made to our hotel and dumped our bags. It was 9am Munich time and we had not slept for over 24 hours. We went for a long walk, grabbed some lunch then slept the afternoon away. The first picture is of the Palace of Justice . The second is of the Botanical Gardens. They looked very dry.
Waking around 7:45pm , we headed out to find some dinner. We chose a traditional Bavarian restaurant. Jeanette’s description of it was all meat and potatoes but in fairness beer steins and sauerkraut were also prominent features. The food was really good and the waitstaff were friendly and efficient and looked rather cute in their dirndls.